This is probably only funny to me

I confessed last year that I'm an American Idol fan. It is an Event in my household and so we are all giddy that it started again. Cecily and Charlie got sucked into it last year and have begun this year, so Cec and I decided to Instant Message each other while it aired. It was very entertaining. For us, anyway. Heh.

Cecily
yo!
Sarah
yay!
Cecily
lol
Sarah
LOL
totally
he is going to suck too
Cecily
you can always tell
what's with the shoulders?
oh god
he has a bag
Sarah
omg
he's majorly insecure...that's whats with the shoulders
Cecily
wait, where's paula?
I was on the phone
Sarah
her plane was delayed
lol
Cecily
ah
Sarah
oh man, now he's crying
Cecily
oh man
jesus fucking christ
Sarah
oh lord
what's with the dancing?!?!
Cecily
the fingAH!!!
Sarah
OMG
Cecily
BWHAHAHAHAHAH
Sarah
Did you see the handstand?!?
Cecily
hence the BWHAHAHAH
simon wants to do him
Sarah
hahahahahaha!!!!
wow
Cecily
holy shit
Sarah
Simon has been much nicer this year so far
have you noticed that?
Cecily
no shit
he must be getting BONED
lol
Sarah
hahaha
I'm scared of that goth girl that is coming up
Cecily
and I kind of like her
Sarah
Kiddo says hi
Cecily
tell her I said howdy back
god I hate this commercial
is Pete prepared for his early morning outing?
Sarah
oh, I didn't tell him yet
lol
I'm telling him right now
oh wait
Cecily
holy shit
a sober vampire????
is that what that show is about?
Sarah
what? What show
Cecily
new amsterdam
Sarah
oh, I don't know
Cecily
btw, I should SO go on that moment of truth show
Sarah
yeah!
and don't forget the lyrics...you should go on that
Cecily
seriously, what wouldn't I tell them
aw, he's cute
Sarah
yeah
Cecily
he's in
Sarah
he's nervous awwww
damn, he's blowing it
Cecily
shit
fuck
Sarah
lol
Cecily
oh man
wow, simon IS being nice
Sarah
yeah, I know!
there he goes
Cecily
yeah
now he's overdoing it
Sarah
a bit
simie??
Cecily
roflmao
yeeha
Sarah
yikes
Cecily
dude, BLiNK
suck?
or rock?
Sarah
I don't know....
I think good
Cecily
I was SO MAD that they didn't let that air force pilot through
Sarah
Me too! she was good
Cecily
oh, nice
Sarah
very!
Cecily
nice country voice
Sarah
uh oh
Cecily
fuck you randy
Sarah
lol
Cecily
it's country singing you fuck
Sarah
they hate country
Cecily
every black singer does those stupid RUNS
Sarah
I know and I HATE those runs
Cecily
those are way more annoying than a singing technique that has come over from celtic folk singing, for fuck's sake
grrrrr
Sarah
LOL
Kiddo thinks Simon liked her shirt....
because he could SEE HIMSELF in it!
Cecily
lol
LOL
Sarah
ack
goth girl
Cecily
hey, didn't that guy play for us at Doc's?
Sarah
heh
YIKES
Cecily
charlie just said maybe (name removed) could date her
Sarah
hahahaha!!
wtf
oy vay
Cecily
LOL LOL LOL
excellent, Simon
filler alert
Sarah
yep
Cecily
so cute
Sarah
she is cute
with no confidence
hang on1
ooh
Cecily
oh, wow
but she sounds too much like Norah
Sarah
yeah...
Cecily
yeah!
I liked her
Sarah
she's a bit too mousey
SPEAK UP
Cecily
yeah
sweat stains!
see, I hate him already
Sarah
hahaha
why, the hair?

Cecily
charlie called him the Blake for this year
Sarah
nah, not cool enough
Cecily
lol
as if Blake was COOL
Sarah
he was!
Cecily
no
Sarah
aw, he was adorable
Cecily
so NOT cool
Sarah
I liked blake
Cecily
I know
Sarah
shut up
lol
Cecily
but I love you anyway
Sarah
yay!
always got to have a sob story
Cecily
ah, girlie, why the blue contacts?
Sarah
lol
Cecily
she's so pretty
Sarah
yeah
Cecily
hope she can sing
Sarah
me too
uh oh
they hate when they sing celine or whitney
Cecily
don't do Celine
well, at least she can sing
seriously?
Sarah
yay
Cecily
yes
she's my new fav
awe
(misspelling deliberate)
stand up and shout!
Sarah
??
hang on a sec
Cecily
sorry
Sarah
anyhoo
what was the stand up and shout thing?
Cecily
stand up and shout is from Rock Star with marky mark
Sarah
ohhhhh
Cecily
this commercial is bizarre
Sarah
the comcast commercials?
yes, bizarre
ooh! Chris!!!!! (Daughtry)
(I had put hearts here)

Cecily
yeah, yeah, yeah
lol
hmmm
maybe pink hair right in the front won't work for me
Sarah
hehe
Cecily
of course he is
shit
he's great
Sarah
HAHAHAHA
in your face
or something
Cecily
lol
ok, now I think he's hot
Sarah
HA
damn, you're easy
Cecily
you know it
Sarah
ooohh baby
yay!
Cecily
cute smile
yummy
Sarah
he's great!
Cecily
aw, he brought his mom
charlie says "if James Brown worked at the 7-11"
Sarah
Glitter Boy!
HAHAHAHA
Cecily
worst
haircut
EVER
Sarah
oh yeah
Cecily
he can sing
too bad about the performance
Sarah
if only he knew how to use it
Cecily
Paula is being the meanie this season
Sarah
hardly
Cecily
meaner than usual though
Sarah
yeah, her drugs are wearing off

Cecily
LOL
that new laptop is SWEET
Sarah
I know!
Everyone should have an Apple
Cecily
when we win the powerball, we're so getting some of those
lol
Sarah
lol
mineral powder. what a crock
Cecily
no shit
Sarah
everyone should just rub their face in the dirt
lol
Cecily
my skin is better than ever since I stopped wearing makeup like, ever
Sarah
mine isn't, sadly. my skin sucks
and I hardly ever wore make up ever
Cecily
no it doesn't
it's beautiful, what you talking
Sarah
what, Gary coleman?
I have ZITS all the time
Cecily
who doesn't?
Sarah
I don't know
everyone but me
lol
Cecily
YIKES
Sarah
I love when they do these montages
with the same song
Cecily
they make them all do it
Sarah
yeah
Cecily
lordy
Sarah
here's blake
a gay blake
Cecily
and THAT makes him cool
Sarah
LOL
LOVE him
Cecily
like that necklace and shirt?
me too
Sarah
AWWWWW
I love him!!!!
he
Cecily
he's crying
Sarah
is so cute
Cecily
awwwww
love him
Sarah
Charlie is rolling his eyes, yes?
Cecily
no, he likes him
a gay kid in a 200 person town in NEBRASKA
Sarah
WHOO
Cecily
for fuck's sake
Sarah
that hour went by way too fast
Cecily
look, the black guy that lives in Nebraska!
Sarah
HAHAHAHA
Cecily
seriously
have you been there?
Sarah
nebraska?
no.
drove through Kansas
Cecily
white
Sarah
I bet
Cecily
anyhoo
house
sigh
Sarah
yay
who is the blond woman
Cecily
not sure I'm up for it
Sarah
where do we know her from
Cecily
the one who's gonna get sick
Sarah
yeah
the mom
Cecily
Idon't know
Cecily
k
see ya
Sarah
that was fun! I'm blogging this IM convo tomorrow
FYI

with edits
Cecily
excellent
Sarah
xoxoxo
Cecily
LOL
bye!
xoxoxoox
Sarah
bye!

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Comments

[Cecily]

Good lord, I sound like an ASSHOLE.

[Cindi]

I just hope you messaging to each other while sitting in the same room just so an outloud conversation wouldn't interrupt the vocals.

Cindi

[PianoPoet]

Interesting insight into the show that I almost never watch but suddenly could see so clearly before my inner eye... Read your blog with great interest, thanks!

[jessi.]

BAH HA HA HA!

That must have taken FOREVER to type out. ;)

[Alison]

Many laughs on that one! Oh Sarah, I love that you are so shameless about your love of Reality TV. Ben always pokes fun of me when I watch Project Runway, Top Chef, Idol. I think I am going to show him this chat so he gets a better idea about just how fun it is;)